Buy one today!
Or perhaps tomorrow.
(Unless you don't want to. Then don't. I really don't care.)
Do you like my Labeling series of shirts? I knowing how much people hate to be labeled these days, I've decided to come out with this line of shirts:
$3.00 will be added for shipping, because that's what it costs to send a shirt within the U.S.
(That's for regular USPS. If you want Fed Ex or Overnight mail, that's available too. But I think it costs more or something, I don't know.) Unless you're going to come over & pick it up, then don't bother with postage. If you're going to come over & pick it up, bring vodka. Doreen drank all mine. Fucking Doreen.
Or send a check or money order to:
14320 Ventura Blvd. #168.
Sherman Oaks, CA.
Please include a note telling me what the payment is for because I'm retarded.