Buy one today!
Or perhaps tomorrow.
(Unless you don't want to. Then don't. I really don't care.)
And now for my Labeling series of shirts. Knowing how much people hate to be labeled these days, I've decided to come out with this line of shirts:
$2.50 will be added for shipping, because that's what it costs to send a shirt in the US.
(That's for regular, first class mailing. If you want Fed Ex or Overnight mail, that's available too. But I think it costs more or something, I don't know). Unless you're going to come over & pick it up, then don't bother with postage. If you're going to come over & pick it up, bring vodka. Doreen drank all mine. Fucking Doreen.
Or send a check or money order to:
14320 Ventura Boulevard #168.
Sherman Oaks, CA.
Please include a note telling me what the payment is for.