Angus Oblong's Yard Sale!

Hello. Angus Oblong here.
Many of you don't know this about me, but other than my passion for writing and illustrating, I also deal in antiques, vintage crap and toys, both old and new.
I am currently purging my Lifelong Collection of antiquities, oddities & toys, offering them up here! Why? Why not, right? Want to own or gift some objects I've owned for years, displaying in The Oblong Palace? Well here you go. (I'll even sign it if you want.) 
All proceeds go to Charity.
Charity being a hooker.
And the bitch ain't cheap.

-Angus Oblong.