Angus Oblong And Child Votive Candles!
Catholic Votive candles of Angus Oblong holding a screaming Milo Oblong.
I only have 5 of these so feel free to buy them. They stand 8 inches tall and can fit in your butthole if you push hard enough.
I ordered special stickers that stay on glass, so these are, like, super legit.
They come in 2 colours:
Clown Skin White. (This candle brings happiness and fun to the room it's in.)
Clown Nose Red. (This candle brings chaos and sex to the room it's in.)
Both: (When both are burned in the same room at the same time, a quite different effect occurs. Not only happiness, fun, chaos and sex, but also: hunger, hyperactivity, time loss and firm stools!)