Asshole. Cunt.

Sometimes I write and draw on old photographs then frame them then allow you to buy them and display them in your homes so that your mother will throw them away when you're not looking because she doesn't think they're as funny as you and I do because she was brought up by her parents who had sticks up their butts and didn't think anything was funny except for Bob Hope, who is absolutely not funny and I'm surprised he was as famous as he was, but people were much dumber back then and didn't have as much content to entertain them so they had to take what was available.

Size: 6 x 4"