Penis Cozy!
Penis Cozy!
Penis Cozy!
Penis Cozy!

Penis Cozy!

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This doesn't actually fit me. I'm not all like, "Yeah, bitch. I got a huge cock!" No. (Although I haven't had any complaints.) This is more for a pre-teen or a child.
It's 6" long, hollow and made from yarn. I used to keep a bag of weed hidden in it until my human friend, Spencer, gave me a hollow book that I now keep my weed, pills and pot pipe in. And I think there's a vibrating penis ring in there too. I used to wear one of those during book signings. So if you've ever met me in person, there's a chance my penis was vibrating.

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