Angus Oblong Banner from a pubic appearance!

Look at me. You can hang this over your bed and stare into my gorgeous brown eyes while you masturbate. High quality banner from the Idaho (you da hoe) Halloween & Horror Convention. That's not me holding it in the picture. It's my friend Dan. Dan says hi. This banner has hung in The Oblong Palace for years, but I'm purging and everything must go! I almost cut out the images and framed them, but never did. Maybe you could do that! Anyhow, please buy this because mortgage costs money. 
I'll totally sign it if you want!