Angus Oblong's Movie Reviews.
Below you will find my professional opinion of the last few movies I've seen. Clearly I lean toward big dumb movies with aliens, explosions and lots of CG. I rarely allow myself to get dragged to a rom com or worse, something subtitled. Who wants to READ a movie?
(And if you have to play with your phone during a movie, you're too fucking stupid to be allowed to go to movies. So please stay at home and die.)
It seems I haven't seen a movie
in the theater for a really long time.
Movie reviews will return
when theaters repoen.