Pompei Dirty Playing Cards.

Pompei Lovers deck of cards. All 52 cards plus 2 Jokers are present and in pristine condition. The box has some wear because I rub it on my genitals for good luck before playing with them. Each card is unique and some are quite filthy. Don't even ask me what's going on on the 2 of Spades. And yes, he is holding a giant penis on the 5 of Diamonds. Look at that nice lady watering her garden of dicks on the 7 of Clubs. Then the Jack of Diamonds has apparently harvested them. These are a great way to introduce your kids to what people used to call "the birds and the bees" for some stupid fucking reason. Or just masturbate while looking at them! 
 
As a bonus, I am including my ticket to 'A John Waters Christmas' from 2017! I went backstage afterwards and Mr. Waters got to meet me and get a picture with me. 

Size: The size of a deck of cards.