The Shape of Water.

The Shape of Water

I went into this movie knowing very little about its plot, which I highly recommend for this particular film! But here are some spoilers. This film is about a blind lady who masturbates in the bath tub every morning. Except she's not blind. She's mute. Then she meets this playa who's part fish and they totally hook up! I know it sounds weird, but it's kind of hot.

It made me wonder if this film will arouse someone out there. Are there people who are sexually attracted to fish? I know of those attracted to felines, canines and the occasional farm animal, but ...fishes? (Do you remember that Simpsons episode where Patty gets married to Troy McCleur and it's hinted that he has sex with fish? That was funny.)

This movie is probably my favourite film from 2017 a.d. and it makes me want to want to fuck a fish.