Tuck & Roll Pill Bugs from A Bug's Life!

I can't believe I've never gotten drunk enough to open this and play with these. There's a little trampoline you can bounce them on! If you buy this, you've got to open it and play with it then tell me how that went.
I like how chonky these toys are. I wonder if they would fit in my mouth. I bet they would.

Would you like this signed? No problem. You want me to rub it on my genitals before I ship it to you? No problem. Just ask!